A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.
" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."
"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."
"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."
by East Bridge March 30, 2009
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"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"
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The lingering scent of cheese and/or onion and/or bread and/or pickles and/or beef after consuming a sandwich and/or burger.
After eating a McMenamins bacon cheeseburger the scent of beef and cheese will linger on your finger tips for hours after digestion.
Ex. "I got a spicy Italian at Subway today and got the worst Sandwich Hands!"
Ex. "I got a spicy Italian at Subway today and got the worst Sandwich Hands!"
by grayson_1895 January 18, 2013
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