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reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.
Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!
by redblade77 January 11, 2009
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seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited
my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead
by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011
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puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.
After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.
by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015
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gentleman's handshake

To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.
I gave my girlfriend a gentleman's handshake last night.
by Ajedrez April 26, 2007
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Hanoi Handshake

Hand job received at an Asian massage parlor.
I could sure go for a Hanoi Handshake to relieve my stress.
by T-bone Jenkins August 9, 2008
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Kentucky Handshake

When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'
John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.
by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010
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downtown handshake

Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.
Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.
by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010
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