Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.
Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.
person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
by acxi January 25, 2019

How you get your information when you’re stuck in a facility. IE nursing home, hospital, rehab, etc.
by Nik-Nak Saint May 26, 2021

What you call a dude after he sticks his dick in someone after you had yours in there before him.
Only the second guy is a hallway brother to the first guy. By the transitive property he has now touched his dick to your dick, yours didn't touch his though since you were there first, which makes him gayer than you.
Coincidentally your hallway brothers to every guy she was with before you were in there so that makes you gayer then all of them.
Only the second guy is a hallway brother to the first guy. By the transitive property he has now touched his dick to your dick, yours didn't touch his though since you were there first, which makes him gayer than you.
Coincidentally your hallway brothers to every guy she was with before you were in there so that makes you gayer then all of them.
Remember when I used to plow that blonde slut Tiffany? Brian said he took her to pound town last night. Looks like he's my new hallway brother.
by Badger Balls April 24, 2025

a mostly inappropriate way to define a female who has had intercourse with every male you know, and then some. it is a reference to how said intercourse must feel
by Shudonen July 8, 2017

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 22, 2011

by Definitely not a frog December 15, 2023

A bitch that's been ran through so much her pussy can literally be walked in by little people and sound like a cave system inside dripping the STD infections
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
