Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018

facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

by Hchamp June 19, 2007

corpse hump

In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeately squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.

"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!"

by "Mom, you're messin' me up!" October 24, 2005

hump me

When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump

Im ready hump me

by Bman112 September 25, 2017

Hump Pillow

A pillow used during a period of intense hormone production.

Lucas didn't feel like masturbating , so he used his hump pillow.

by ronaldowaldo8.5 October 17, 2009

Hump Hill

The upward migration of the venus mound on a woman that has had many lovers. Usually very noticably on a woman who enjoys rough or pounding missionary position intercourse.

"You can really tell how she likes her intamacy... I mean with that Hump Hill protruding like a pot belly and all."

by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

bun humping

The act of sliding a penis in between the ass cheeks, without actually entering the asshole.

"She wasn't down with anal so I resorted to bun humping her."

by Booby Tickler June 1, 2009