homance

1) a romance where the girl is a bitch who flirts with other guys. making her a ho.

2) a relationship where the guy is whipped by a slut

Jim: "Let's hook up."
Ann: "Hold on, I just have to 'talk' to Freddy."
Jim: "OK, come back soon!"
Bob: "Yo b, you gotta end this homance."

by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

Homance

It is when a milk man gets his hoo hoo stuck in the milk bottle at work.

My wife found out I was having a homance at work. She was devistated.

by wglr13mwz April 15, 2011

Homaker

Similar to a haymaker, but with an open-handed slap.

You remember when that test tube shot girl tried to nipple cripple me, I almost dropped a homaker on that girl by accident.

by NippleCrippleDefender May 26, 2009

Homag

a homosexual maggot. this may be used as an EXTREMLEY offensive insult or a very kind compliment depending on your mood.

Wow dont be such a homag! or Oh honey i love you, your such a homag!

by ♫ December 28, 2009

homancer

its bromance between two girls who want to show their unconditional love for each other, but not in a dirty way!

Julia: I love going out with you shopping

Jess: Ohh, me too! I love our homance!

Julia: You love our what??? :S

Jess: I love our homance and me and you are homancers who show our constant love for each other!

Julia: Oh right, just no touchy feely business okay!

by New Wordz March 23, 2011

homalicious

The act of claiming someones looks gay or is doing something gay without actually someone who is actually gay. almost like being metrosexual

hey dude you look homalicious today, or what you just did was super homalicious

by KAH November 2, 2012

homasm

male version of lesbasm. It is an orgasm-like state experienced by homos at the end of their activity.

Both homasm and lesbasm are fictitious. Do you think so?

by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 3, 2014