homag 

a homag is an extremely awesome person who has a sensative side that is for sure an asset. you probably aren't a homag but you may be a HIT, HIT IT, NON HIT IT, or MRS HIT IT.
basically homags are amazing.

OH EM GEE ang, you are such a homag, i heart that!!!!!

homag by mjb88 September 8, 2006

Homag 

1. "Gooch", the area between a man's balls and anus.
2. When input into a mobile phone text with predictive text appears as "homag"
3. Homag is a much better word. Can now describe gooch with very few people knowing what you mean, and use the word in general chit chat.
4. Name a film after it. "Enter The Homag". You'll never find it so don't bother searching the web. Unless you're in the know...

I've got a sweaty homag.

Homag by Mr Marple December 13, 2006

Homag 

a homosexual maggot. this may be used as an EXTREMLEY offensive insult or a very kind compliment depending on your mood.

Wow dont be such a homag! or Oh honey i love you, your such a homag!

Homag by ♫ December 28, 2009

Hodago 

Person; A prostitute who arrives at your given location.

Woke up with a wood! I need a hodago to get her hoeass over here and fix it!

Hodago by Leigh5280 July 19, 2016

HOMATER 

HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.

You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!

HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times

she has a hoagie sandwich

hoagie sandwich by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016

Hoagie Guy 

The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.

The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.

The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.

"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"

Hoagie Guy by danns January 13, 2009