gunt

(Noun) The bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady's pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-Tuesday.

"Oh. My. God. That's one huge gunt she's got on her!"

by Adman12 September 16, 2005

Gunt Crew

A group of women who hang out together who are all ugly and have outstanding gunts. Usually, they have a leader of the group, commonly the ugliest, fattest, biggest gunt, known as the "Guntimus Maximus."

A gunt crew can also be referred to as a "Gunt Clan" or "Gunt Bunch."

Gross man, who invited the gunt crew to our party? Let's go insult them until they leave.

by Jazo116 June 14, 2009

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

Male gunt

A fat male where the area between his fat belly and his little cock fat hangs. The male version of gunt. Refer to gunt

Look at his male gunt, it makes his cock look so small!

by dont have a male gunt August 24, 2009

gunt inspector

One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.

The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.

by ScottUK May 21, 2006

Gunt

The area just above the vagina when it protudes more than normal. (combination of Gut and cunt)

She is sporting a mean gunt.

by Scott Boyer July 9, 2005

Gunt

when a woman's gut and cunt is covered with so much fat that you can't tell where one ends and the other starts. Similiar to cankles but in your mid-section.

Dayum homie! Yo' girl has the biggest gunt I ever seen!!! How can you find her jewels?

by LiLrAsCaL March 6, 2008