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Gunst

1) To completely miss the point of a plot, story, movie, book, or conversation.

2) To state false information based on a fundamental misunderstanding of a plot, story, movie, book, or conversation.
Jack: The Lincoln Lawyer is a book about a lawyer who saves money on cars by buying fleet vehicles.

Jill: Not it's not. You really Gunsted that one.
by GrammarNazi012 January 6, 2012
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gunt clap

When a overly obese womans gut meets her cunt in a more rapid motion to create a clapping procedure
MY fat ass teachers Gut hangs so low it smacks her cunt every time she takes a step

when i was banging that fat bitch he gut kept flapping and smacking her cunt creating what is known as the gunt clap.
by caimmaster June 8, 2007
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gunt kick

A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.
I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed
by ArmyDave October 1, 2006
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gunt

(Noun) The bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady's pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-Tuesday.
"Oh. My. God. That's one huge gunt she's got on her!"
by Adman12 September 16, 2005
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Gunt Crew

A group of women who hang out together who are all ugly and have outstanding gunts. Usually, they have a leader of the group, commonly the ugliest, fattest, biggest gunt, known as the "Guntimus Maximus."

A gunt crew can also be referred to as a "Gunt Clan" or "Gunt Bunch."
Gross man, who invited the gunt crew to our party? Let's go insult them until they leave.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
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gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.
Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.
by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008
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gunk 'ums

Noun: When a woman's legs possess so much fat and cellulite that it hangs over her knee. The resulting roll of fat is a gunk 'um.
Damn buh, have you seen how fat Brina got lately. She got gunk 'ums now and everything.
by BenZei July 23, 2008
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