Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024

Capcom gooner

Someone who plays any Capcom game solely to goon to the characters in it. These people are usually Leon Kennedy fangirls or degenerates that slobber over Chun Li.

Becky: I’m gonna start playing devil may cry soon!
Emma: Oh? Are you interested in gaming?
Becky: No I saw a Dante edit earlier and i just have to play it.
Emma: Ugh you’re such a Capcom gooner

by Blondemenarehot May 23, 2025

gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.

Not to play gooners advocate but…

by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025

Autism Gooner Gang

A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.

Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG

Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"

by BadMage May 8, 2024