Gooner Lent

See No Nut November

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent

by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025

Gooner

An adjective for someone sus and/or goons 24/7.

Joe:yo ben, billy is a gooner
Ben:for real bro.
Billy:*epically gooning*

by XD_1234 September 20, 2025

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.

"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."

by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025

Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day

“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”

by Adam sandal May 13, 2025

AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.

Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.

by RangedDeer July 23, 2025

Gooner

Carlos Aguayo.

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2

by ItsCookz January 9, 2025