A relatively new innovation in warfare that utilizes drone technology for both reconnaissance and direct combat roles. Drone Warfare is as equally terrifying as it is gay, the act of being able to kill someone from behind a screen isn’t a completely new concept, but where killing mass amounts of people from inside an AC-130 gunship poses some level of risk to the personnel within the aircraft, killing someone with a drone is a completely one sided endeavor. There is absolutely no risk posed to the drone operator taking the enemies life. Long story short, Drone Warfare is a testament to how far humans will go to invent new ways to separate themselves from the act of taking another person’s life.
Dude 1: Jesus Christ this combat footage from Ukraine is fucked up.
Dude 2: Yea no shit, Drone Warfare is gay as fuck.
Dude 2: Yea no shit, Drone Warfare is gay as fuck.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
Get the Drone Warfaremug. A bitch ass Germanic tribe that accelerated the collapse of the Western Roman Empire. These fags just MARCHED RIGHT INTO ROME in the year 410 AD and sacked the shit out of the city.
Roman Citizen 1: THE VISGOTHS ARE COMING!
Roman Citizen 2: Ohhhh nooo if only we hadn’t replaced the entirety of our military with beta ass mercenaries who have absolutely zero loyalty to Rome and its people! We might have had a way to prevent this!
Roman Citizen 2: Ohhhh nooo if only we hadn’t replaced the entirety of our military with beta ass mercenaries who have absolutely zero loyalty to Rome and its people! We might have had a way to prevent this!
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
Get the Visgothsmug. When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021
Get the Frozen Harpoonmug. Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
Get the Perpetual Goonermug. In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.
In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”
Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025
Get the Elastic Defensemug.