Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.
Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.
by Koolsy July 05, 2025
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