jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

Gerbil

1) A woman's genetals.
2) A small, furry land mammal.
3) A small, furry land genetal.

Damn I'm so horny I could put my cock in a Gerbil's Gerbil.

by Rupe Doggy Dogg August 1, 2007

gerbil tits

refers to the appearance of some skin rashes, from contact dermititis to heat rash, even poison ivy.

i wore these work gloves all day, now i got these crazy little gerbil tits on my hands!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

gerbil cemetery

1. The colon of a man whore. 2. Any area where large groups of gay men live and play.

1. Perez Hilton sits on a gerbil cemetery.

2. San Francisco, CA

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

gerbilling

the act of stuffing a live gerbil up one's rear-end for sexual pleasure. Usually used with homosexual males

He guy, do you want to go gerbilling tonight?

by Joel Trick January 9, 2003

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

gerbil

Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.

This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.

Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.

Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.

This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.

Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.

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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.

by ShadyGrady April 16, 2007