geometry dash 2.4

a thing that will never release due to robtop being a motherfucker who keeps gooning and not working on the game

Random ass dude motherfucker: geometry dash 2.4 is gonna release fucking never
gillis willis: thats 1000% correct wanker

geometry dash 2.4 by wankre April 18, 2026

bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn

Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

bong geometry by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019

Theology and Geometry 

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.

“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

Theology and Geometry by Night of Joy May 18, 2020

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007

The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.

Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

The Geometry Dash Effect by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021

Sacred Geometry 

The underlying geometry in nature.

Example: the fibonacci sequence, the seed of life, the flower of life, the tree of life
One can see sacred geometry in naturally occurring ratios.
Example: pi, our bodies, plants, sea shells, spiral galaxies, sunflowers, ect.

Sacred Geometry by pochochojo October 24, 2013

70% Geometry Dash 

When your playing Geometry Dash and your about to die at 69% but you miss and die at 70%. You can no longer die at 69% to show everyone and get top comment.

Person 1: *dies at 70% Geometry Dash*
Person 1: i ded at 70% am sad :(
Person 2: F
Everyone else: F

70% Geometry Dash by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020