genics

a scottish egg who burps continuously while being total shite at everything.

ffs hes crashed again

by BLiP August 27, 2003

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

genicide

Female genital mutilation. (ie. removal of one's clitoral tissue)

Boyfriend: How come your clit is missing?
Girlfriend: Well, I was a victim of genicide.
Boyfriend: Ok, well.. you can go back to giving ME head then...

by Dana January 23, 2004

Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 8, 2007

Genie In A Bottle

Unpredictable

I’m a genie in a bottle, you never know what you’re gonna get.

by GenieInABottleBaby March 30, 2020

Genie

A wife that grants permission to her husband for a three-way. A genie tends to have a voice like Robin Williams and tends to have a face like him too.

Dude: My wife may look like a dude, but at least she's a genie!
Another Dude: Fuck yeah mate!
*High five.

by Tennywolf July 2, 2016

Genece

A rude bitch

Yo, Who's Genece? Heard she was gunna fuck up that creature gabriella.

by RawrItsCasey March 25, 2010