Joshua Garcia is an awesome person who touches the hearts of many and doesn't even know it. He is sometimes weird and is a bit of a geek in some stuff, but he is overall a really good friend. You could trust him and you could always count on him. He is really good looking so that is why he gets all the girls. He even gets head.
by RetroNinja215 June 2, 2017
Get the joshua garcia mug.Someone who is unstoppable.
It originated somewhere on Xbox live and since then has become a widespread name to call someone who is unstoppable.
It originated somewhere on Xbox live and since then has become a widespread name to call someone who is unstoppable.
The guy could not be stopped! He's such a Garuketo.
Person 1: That kids such a tryhard!!!
Person 2: Nah, he's just a Garuketo.
Person 1: That kids such a tryhard!!!
Person 2: Nah, he's just a Garuketo.
by Tha Killah October 26, 2012
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Get the gacked mug.The husky vocalist of Kyuss. While Josh Homme and Queens of the Stone Age have had the most success after stoner fathers Kyuss split, Garcia is by far the most underrated. His other projects include Unida and Slo Burn, both are hard to get hold of. None of these compare to Kyuss though. Kyuss own.
by Albino May 13, 2005
Get the John Garcia mug.someone who uses meth an stays inside during the day and comes out when it's dark or night time. A meth user that does not like bright lights on around them. It comes from the words "gacked" and "dracula"
I don't like getting gacked with them! they get paranoid and turn all the lights off, they turn into gackula.
by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006
Get the gackula mug.A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question.
the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.
he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.
he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
Matt: "dude, did you hear sergio garcia left spit in the cup for tiger to touch?"
Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"
matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"
matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
by vijay singh March 7, 2009
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