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HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

When something is absolutely mind boggling you must combine random words to even attempt to describe it
Person1: you have cancer
Person2: HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE
by Opal astra 💀‼️💯 September 30, 2023
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Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.
by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019
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Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis
by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019
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Guacamonut

Invented by Detective Frank Savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of "guacamole" and "doughnut" and is "the best cure in the world for a hangover," according to Detective Dan Stark. It consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. The dough fills you up; the cinnamon "gives you a righteous kick-start," and the guacamole "acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids."
Me and Keith Richards went to Mass last night for communion. Boy, do I need a Guacamonut!
by MCAT Owner 35R November 7, 2010
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guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.
After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.
by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004
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