Mong-Gimp

A totally spasticated idiot.

Originally formed by combining the words:

'Mong' - (Mongoloid) a total spac.
'Gimp' - A smiling idiot. :)

Tim 'Ronnie Slapped Arse Corbit' Benfield

George Bush

by Tom Jones September 21, 2004

gimme mines

when something stupid or awkward is said by one person, the offended/wierded out person for some reason, immidiately has the right to coursly rub the back of the idiots nech with two fingers in an attempt to hurt the idiot.

1. man that bathroom smells like hooch!
2. what? goose. it smells like goose?!
1. shit man! gimme mines!!

by nate May 13, 2005

gimcrack

An item or feature that, while it initially appears to or is presented as having value, actually turns out to be relatively worthless.

My ISP sent me a CD of supposedly great software, but it just turned out to be nothing but gimcracks and swag.

by Anonymus Bosch October 4, 2005

gimpfrastructure

The people and processes required to reduce profitability and effectiveness in a company.

We've really been building an impressive gimpfrastructure at Fremulon Inc. In the past year alone we've added 4 SVPs, a Chief Innovation Officer, and a Chief Personnel Development Officer.

by zcl March 18, 2008

Gimme dat becky

Refers to oral sex performed on a man

While out with friends, a guy may shout at the club "Gimme dat becky!" - It implies he's looking for a blow job

by uvblue April 9, 2011

gimped

When a large system is brought down by a single lame part, that is constantly the source of repeated failure, the system is said to have been gimped. People always want to replace the gimp, but it cannot be replaced. Gimping can also be applied to team sports.

The whole server system was running fine until it was gimped by the xyz. AGAIN!

by Phil Motors October 13, 2007

gimp suit

A rubber suit covering the entire body except the mouth, with a rubber cock in the appropriate location. A woman will then have sex with the suit while the man (or woman) is wearing it.

After lobster and some romantic sweet-nothings whispered into her ear, we lit some candles, laid down by the fire, and she fucked my gimp suit until she was blue in the face.

by K Metro October 17, 2008