Frozen Felspar

A frozen log of human shit used as a dildo

Have you seen Frank's freezer? Its a Fine Frozen Felspar factory!! Fuck!

by Murph_Diggler February 16, 2008

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frozen sanchez

When performing doggystyle and you are about to blow your load, you reach for a frozen piece of shit. As you are about to blow your load, you pull out and stick the frozen piece of shit in her pussy.

I was about to blow my load and didn't want to get her pregnant, instead i gave her the frozen sanchez!

by Nash Bridges January 10, 2008

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frozen turd dildo.

take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"

frozen turd dildo.

by SDCARR February 14, 2012

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frozen

next level of being cool.

o my GOD that guy is so frozen, check out his accent!

by 27.7° September 9, 2008

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Frozen Chocolate Banana

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.

Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!

by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010

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