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filthy erica

An act which consists of blood or a blood-like substance, oozing from the vaginal orifice and collecting upon a plug of cotton or other absorbent material which was formally inserted into said cavity. And this act, not necessarily requiring a person named Erica, to commence removing the blood saturated plug (tampon) and preceding to illustrate a clown's face on the face of a sexual partner.
That chick I was with last night was on her rag. While I was distracted, she came up from behind and gave me a filthy Erica.

Don't mess with that chic when she's on her rag. She likes to give filthy Ericas.

David: "Dude! I Dirty Sanchezed Amy last night!"
Daniel: "Man, sweet! Da bitch Filthy Erica-ed ME last week!"
by DIM 4 U September 17, 2007
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Filter Tony

a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.
Hey man, you're a real Filter Tony.
by Ava April 11, 2005
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Filthy Helga

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrows like a unibrow *resembeling a oversized cockeyed russian nanny named helga*
damn last nite my girl got mad at me beacuase she wanted a filthy sanchez and instead i gave her my new move the filthy helga its when you rub the shit between her eyebrows lol
by big dick flores August 16, 2007
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failtrain

a continuous cycle of failure or a combined, epic failure, where multiple parties join in so as to more effectively FAIL.
In China, everyone is compacted like sardines into a single train, or a failtrain.
by phailinc. June 12, 2009
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Failternet

When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.

The word was first coined by Rakey.
Kelsey: Why did you leave us on Skype?
Rachel: Bah. Sorry, failternet!
by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009
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filthy mitt

the act of sticking a entire hand in someones rectum with the thumb inserted in the vagina wearing the person like a mitt.
it's hard to find a girl who will let you give her a filthy mitt.
by kwil15 June 2, 2010
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noob filter

A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.
playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."

after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."
by Randomystick November 17, 2020
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