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amelia foster

A beautiful girl who is smart, kind, funny, and brave.
Look at her! She is such an Amelia Foster
by blastmaster13 November 21, 2017
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Billy Foster

Billy Foster is the worst person you can ever meet. Billy also thinks he is more important than you and is Big-headed. He’s aggressive, bossy, hostile and bitchy. Finally he’s lazy, weak, gullible, cowardly. He even use to play games on a fucking toaster.Most of all he puts music commands in the main channel .
by PlsCallMeJimmy January 13, 2019
mugGet the Billy Fostermug.

foster case

by juicy josh h October 22, 2016
mugGet the foster casemug.

foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day
Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
by steviesupreme November 4, 2014
mugGet the foster funkmug.

chelby foster

Is a loyal, bomb ass person who is everybody's best friend and is always lit as fuck. They keep it real and is insane as fuck.
Chelby Foster is an insane bomb ass loyal bitch!
by dncslv✂ July 23, 2017
mugGet the chelby fostermug.

jocelinne foster

the hottest person alive. literally marry me please. i love you<3
jocelinne foster is so amazing caleb is lucky to have her.
by ur69mom<33 November 16, 2021
mugGet the jocelinne fostermug.

foster care

A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
by tenzip June 14, 2008
mugGet the foster caremug.

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