Fernandina beach

A beautiful place only to visit it has no jobs no affordable places to live and is over run with drug and alcohol abuse. it is filled with rich snobby tourists and willing hot underage girls( see prostitots ) many celebs like to hide here during thier vacation time not to name any cause we cant chase them away, sadly we need their money too much.

wow this is a beautiful place honey we should move to Fernandina beach (husband pulling face out of young girls clevage) yeah honey just tell the butler to make arangements and to find us a house

by i_ride_a_duc April 23, 2009

jonathan fernandez

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.

Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.

by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 5, 2017

Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

fernandez claw

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.

man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.

by stevert December 11, 2008

Ferrand

A fake errand. Creating unnessesary tasks or errands in order to stay busy. Doing something that has no need to be done at that time.

"jimmy wont be over till way later, he is doing farrands"

"i cant beleive timmy is cleaning his fish tank again this week, what a ferrand!!"

johnny-"ill be back in a couple hours, i have to go clean the shower, go buy dress socks, and organize my closet"

jenny- "you and your stupid ferrands!"

by The Infamous Biddy October 21, 2010

Ferrando

Pronounced ( fur-on-dough) commonly confused with the name Fernando.
A large personality that is a great guy to be around.

He likes many sports(typically Basketball and Football). Some hobbies include playing games, talking on the phone, and listening to music.
He is someone who tends to get tons of attention but always manages to make sure to focus on doing his work on time.
Everyone loves Ferrando and it seems like he will always have someone try and talk to him.

Matthew: Bro Ferrando can you help me with my project it's due in a month but I want to get a head start.
Ferrando: Sure thing bro but hol' up I have to answer this phone call it's my Uncle.

by Micheal Chondira April 1, 2021