Fench

Fench, an object in Modern Warfare 2 that wow inspiring stupidest commando lunges that you would ever see occur over.
Fench is to be used were fence would normally would be used.

Ex. I'm on the Fench about this subject.

by SgtTaters November 12, 2010

Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

by KamIsTotallyFuckingAwesome May 17, 2011

fetcher

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

Felchfest

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.

"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)

by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011

fechow

Eating while on the toilet. It's a combination of fecal (as in matter) and chow (as in food).

Matt's constipation kept him on the toilet for so long he had to fechow his lunch.

by chicken love March 4, 2009

Fetch Boy

A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).

"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."

by sofirstlady March 21, 2023