An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.
"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)
"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)
"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)
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Get the Felchfest mug.The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.
Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.
Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.
by hbgpa July 5, 2008
Get the Fecefest mug.A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.
As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
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Get the Felchenstein mug.A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.
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Get the Felchmaster mug.when a homosexual man sucks the seman out of another mans butox with a straw then spits it back throught the straw into the other mans eye, causeing temperary blindness.
landon recieved a vissish felchest from bill. bill sucked the seaman out of his ass with a straw and opeaned landons eye lid and spat the seaman back throught the straw into his eye, now landon is tempeary blind.
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