Kevin Federline

The poster boy for pre-nups and having a good divorce lawyer. Britney Spears should kiss the ground that she got rid of this loser as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she >thinking< when she married him in the first place?!) Going the other way, K-fed is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.

Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline by Action Man April 10, 2007

kevin federline

Currently the #1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what eugenics is, look it up.

The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.

kevin federline by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008

Federline 

Any male between the ages of 17 and 30 who is a complete loser. Considered a man child and a human sponge. Lacking any real talent or education.
A Federline finds women with jobs to support him. His M.O. is to get his victims pregnant and to confuse them with romantic "pipe dreams". Otherwise known as a leech, a real Federline will use just about anyone he can. Lacking any formal education, he usually goes through life being a wannabe or poser. He usually ends up being a male prostitute

Kevin Federline is the inspiration for this term. Homeless, jobless, and talent less. He gets women pregnant in order to secure his "meal-ticket".

Federline by Bode December 12, 2006

Federline 

(verb) To latch onto someone else's money, talent and fame, while offering nothing of yourself except your (dubious) talent (in bed). to stop washing one's own hair (and possibly to stop bathing entirely), start wearing manpris, untie one's shoes and skank all over the place, doing nothing to pull one's own icky weight, unless spawning is considering a . Federline, to Federline, Federlining, Federlined, etc.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1. Ewwww, look! He's Federlining all over that girl!
2. I don't know; Ben Affleck's just become too Federline for my taste.

Federline by Xenu2001 April 27, 2006

Federapper 

A redneck wannabe rapper. A federapper often thinks they actually have talent when clearly, they don't.

Federapper = Kevin Federline

Federapper by Atsilia September 1, 2006

federallies 

Federallies N Pronounced fed-er-al-lees Use is common when describing aggressive Federal prosecutors, Federal agents in agencies including FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF,IRS. The term highlights the practice of these to exaggerate lie, bend the truth, shade the meaning, compoound and distort meaning of evevents and facts when pursuing what they consider a violator. The main purpose of Federallies is to get a conviction at the expense of truth or reason. Lying Federal officials or witnesses.

The Federallies presented a case strictly constructed of whole cloth.
The facts, as stated by the Federallies, the case was firm against the defendant.
The true facts were ignored or distorted by the Federallies.
The Federallies withheld the facts that would clear the woman.
The Federallies, eager to get a conviction, exaggerated, misquoted, and withheld substantive facts and details.

federallies by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2007

Kevin Federline

A former husband of Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.

This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....

The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"

Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)

Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!

Kevin Federline by silentthread September 1, 2010