Masturbation

Too much work for more depression.

'You done some masturbation today, bro?' 'I tried til I cried.'

by Tswei November 8, 2019

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concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.

The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.

by shootinshark February 28, 2009

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Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

by Onislize May 15, 2005

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Dried Masturbation

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009

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Passive Masturbation

An act in which one "passively" pleases themselves by gently massaging or rubbing their genatalia, without any intention to achieve an orgasm.

Last night I made a mess in my bed when I accidentally ejaculated while passively masturbating.

I had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some passive masturbation.

by FALCarbinePWNZ January 29, 2010

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