Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003

Fast Pie Arm

The medical condition attributed to fat people who won't admit that they just eat too fucking much!!

Paul: Here comes John, it isn't his fault that he is that fat you know?

Tony: Really?

Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 9, 2009

Fast Food Sex

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.

babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!

by SweetDoggyM January 15, 2016

fast cosby

The highly unacceptable and illegal act To drug a woman's drink than quickly have your way with her and hope she can't remember what happened in the morning.

Bill : hey hey hey! Bitch can you go to the fridge and get me a pudding pop?

Girl: yes (leaves to go get one )

Bill: (slips pill inter her drink as she's gone than when she gets back gives a fast Cosby)

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 16, 2016

Fast woman

A woman who is quick to lay down with a man, usually on the first date

Henry, I was able to lay down with Susie on the first date after 2 glasses of wine. Wow Mike, Susie sure is a fast woman!

by Jason R Myers February 11, 2021

fast and furious

so they always shorten fast and furious so the 9th one is F9

i’m just planing ahead but a large group of people are going to be offended by the 12th one

fast and furious

by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021

Fast Food Toys

Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!

A Fast Food Toy? Throw it away!

by Michael Waldren July 3, 2004