Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.
That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.
by Robert Himler November 3, 2013
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>ur mum gae
>ur dad lesbian
>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa
>**universe explodes**
>no survivors
>ur dad lesbian
>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa
>**universe explodes**
>no survivors
by Goats_In_Boats March 17, 2018
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this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.
by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020
Get the Barse Fapping mug.The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...
WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
by fatbich February 4, 2014
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Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010
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