Faping

Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.

Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.

by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.

"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!

by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016

Fading Biscuit

It is when a old man gets a haircut and is also at the time losing hair therefore the result will be a hairline that is round like a biscuit but also disappearing slowly which makes it look like if it were fading away.

Yo Juan where you at?

At the barbershop getting the Fading Biscuit!

by FaddasdasdasFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF October 5, 2017

Fadingledooked

This word is used to describe a feeling of being played, or faked in some way. In addition to this, simply being confused by someone or something someone does or says .

Man you just fadingledooked the fuck outta me.

by Rimmie Boys August 17, 2019

cake facing

When a female has applied too much foundation (or make-up in general) to her face.

I hate girls who are cake facing.

by vintagefox August 9, 2016