false metal

a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaR for all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn

Heavy Metal...or no Metal at all wimps and posers...leave the hall...Heavy Metal

by Stutley August 14, 2004

epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

false flagging

deliberately wearing the wrong gang colors

He got caught false flagging and they killed him.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

false claimer

A person who be claiming to do things but really dont, like caliming to be in a gang.

That boy say he a blood but he just a false claimer

by Iversons Baby April 23, 2005

false advertising

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.

This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising

by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011

Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

false alarm boner

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

by asssburgers February 19, 2011