Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

by Samsamson January 18, 2019

fellatio

Term that refers to a communal drinking activity similar to funneling in which people consume large amounts of alcohol via tubular devices. The object is to try to overwhelm the drinker such that the alcohol covers their faces.

We had a mad game of fellatio going last night! She was a champ at fellatio.

by ksquared226 May 4, 2011

fellatio bread

a new type of bread...mmm....tasty.

"Have you tried Jack In The Box's new fellatio bread?"

by wowen July 28, 2007

fellatio

simply just means "penis" , though it's too rarely used

- imma go caress my fellatio , brb 💀

by hornybrah April 18, 2021

saunter fallacious

A word combination used to denote anal sex and brownie shit house cream pies( anus oozed semen soaked feces).

Call me if you would like to saunter fallacious.

by R. Aaron Hamilton January 10, 2009

Fellatio

Succ👌

I'm about to preform fellatio on a dog

by Miggernan26 November 16, 2016

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017