Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

by Rock VB April 24, 2020

muimi/fig/andy

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!

Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!

by BosCircus December 12, 2021

Full Fig

To go nuts on someone. To mess them up, verbally.

Karen just went ‘full fig’ on the customer service rep.

by Juagreer August 1, 2022

Big $ig (Big Fig/Big Smokah)

An up an Coming Rap Duo from New Hampshire. Known for their hit single "Miami Vice" (prod. OBM Beats)
Key lyrics
"Going to the beach because we in Miami"
"I can't shake when I shoot, pop a xanny"

"They are the best rap duo ever known"
"Have you heard that new Big $ig?"

Big $ig (Big Fig/Big Smokah) The best up and coming rap duo from NH

by @Zay July 5, 2020

swig fig

One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.

Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.

by FigMaster October 27, 2014

tig ol fig bitties

It is a descreit/backwards way to say 'big ol fake tits'.

A woman with huge breasts and a small, tiny figure. That one can probably conclude that her breasts are fake; one would describe her as a woman with 'tig ol fig bitties'.

by dorkydes May 2, 2009

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008