a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how fucked you are. Study and drinking, that's about it. Also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. There should be an amendment to the constitution to add an entire point to any engineering student's GPA, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.
Business major: what's your major?
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)
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If you take the bike, you're an engineer.
If you take the bike, you're an engineer.
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The art of mastering imaginary numbers and theoretical concepts that never actually work in practice. Then applying these idealistic numbers and concepts, followed by messing with the components until the desired result is achieved.
During her co-op, the electrical engineering student pretended to understand why the low pass filter worked properly.
"I made it up. Some people call that imagination, I call it electrical engineering" - Dave, EE
"Electrical Engineering is basically ME*(CE)^2" - Albert Einstein
"I made it up. Some people call that imagination, I call it electrical engineering" - Dave, EE
"Electrical Engineering is basically ME*(CE)^2" - Albert Einstein
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–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
A New England Riot
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1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
A New England Riot
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1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
"Hey, did you hear about the Riot at Jen's School?"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
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