One who provides emotional fulfullment for another person in exchange for money or goods. This may be accomplished where the Emotional Prostitute pretends to care or actually cares about the customer's emotional issues.
I am an Emotional Prostitute. For fifty dollars I will listen to your problems and make you believe I actually care.
by thoughtlesspig November 23, 2010
Ryan is an emotional rapist, he likes to prey on insecure young girls, will f%ck you and then also f%ck you up and over, later.
by squeezy esq July 13, 2010
Any media sought out to elicit overwhelming euphoria or distress for the viewer's enjoyment, often resulting in cryarhea, faith in humanity, or both.
by StJost October 28, 2013
when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained
by biggestloser February 03, 2010
The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.
Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.
by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006
What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.
After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"
by Mi 'Chelle September 03, 2009
The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.
Have you checked out emotion eric lately?
by BKred January 05, 2004