Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

emasmd

Eat My Ass Suck My Dick

emasmd Sarina

meaning: eat my ass, suck my dick Sarina.

by swagprophesized June 25, 2014

Exasterbating

Getting off on telling falsehoods. Especially of those pertaining to people or situations.

You tell more lies than a politician! Quit exasterbating, and tell the truth for once!

by Dr. Shadow April 28, 2016

excasced

Have/Had sex in a Very Unique Position

She Excasced Oddly last night.

by BobTheUglyBuilder April 9, 2017

exmani

kinda like armani. A girl who always knows what she wants and doesnt take shit from nobody.everr

exmani always knows whats up.

by alrightyoudothat May 13, 2017

exasperate

outing all your energy on foreplay so when it comes to the real thing you tired

im exasperated, idk if i can make it

by caresforyou2 May 21, 2017

Exasurbated

Exhausted from masturbating

I don't think I can come tonight, I'm really exasurbated.

by LuciusKills May 24, 2017