by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016
The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.
It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese
Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???
Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 5, 2023
That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.
People named Peter are most likely to have this
People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 5, 2023
When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 23, 2020
by Dickcheesesesr March 15, 2019
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