postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.

Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.

by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013

Derick

Likes to have sex with artsy girls that live in his dorm area
Is sterile so he has sex all the time so he can't get em prego
have 500 accents

Guy 1: Damn that derick is a whore
Guy 2: nahhhhh he can't help that he is derick. sterile ya know?
Guy 3: duuuuuddde lucky he can have all the sex he wants.

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

derickaface

usually madd Funny& niceee & dosnt take shit from anyone ;

Heyy you derickaface yur so cool . yoo dont fuck with dee ; shes Crzy .!

by Mrs. Russells December 10, 2009

derrick song

submissive to jessica youk and jessica youk only.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Uncle Derrick Slap

A back hand slap similar to that of a pimp slap but with greater force, speed and sound upon impact, so much in fact that the recipient is stunned in complete silence for a short period of time due to the surprise of the whole experience. It is usually administered to one's face, or back of one's head, after the recipient of the Uncle Derrick Slap or UDS has commited actions deemed inappropiate or unruly by the occassion (church services, lectures or a funeral, etc.). It is usually performed as a punishment for a small child's disruptive behavior but it could be applied to any situation when needed. It can also be considered a Guyanese parents version of keeping one "pimp hand strong"
The slap was created by a man Derrick G., our uncle hence the name "Uncle Derrick Slap" and popularized after seeing him demonstrate it on Chris after he became very annoying and disruptive at an AY meeting

My little brother wouldn't stop asking me for more cookies, even after the seven he already had casued him to go in a cookie-induced sugar rush, so I Uncle Derrick Slapped him.

Hey Bob, yesterday Jimmy said a joke that was so unfunny, it caused me to be enraged to the point that I Uncle Derrick Slapped him across the face. Needless to say he's still crying in the boy's bathroom.

by Elmac July 22, 2008

Derpin'

The act of doing something in a way that some would say is odd.

Guy1: what is he doing?
Guy2: Derpin'.

by Yoshichu April 1, 2011

Derrick

A human being that shows no pitty. A step below Chuck Norris, but what he lacks in this he makes up in being a complete and total dick. His infamous tales of dicking people over have made this once normal name now into a verb.

Dude... you just got derricked.

I cant believe you got fucked over like that, it was the ultimate derricking.

by twofiveavionics March 8, 2011