Derkin

A custom hot sauce at bubbas restaurant in Jackson hole Wyoming

"Can I have that special hot sauce you guys make?"
"Oh you mean our derkin? Sure thing !"

by Auznal December 22, 2018

derangedmitskiaddict

(previously catboy_epicurus)

a niche underground internet micro-celebrity, a girlboss who wears baggy clothing not in a billie eilish way, but in a hyper-attentive anti-social nihilistic modernist absurdist trendsetter trailblazer way

loved by all of her followers (not really) (wait no i meant yes really) (help she has a gun to my head)

i was pegged by derangedmitskiaddict last night, it was amazing

by junetheradical July 20, 2021

Straight-Drain

To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.

Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.

Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.

by dferbs November 30, 2011

up the drain

Corporations do not like to waste money so instead of watching profits go down the drain, the drain is installed at the top where profits are accessed by the CEO, executives and shareholders.

employee 107562: No raise again this year.

employee 303267: That's because all the profits keep going up the drain.

by occupy_a_lobbyist March 14, 2012

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

dervin

A man who is a future Obama, has a sense of humour and likes to curse.

Dervin: What the fuck Rayyis!

by AnAD._. August 31, 2019

Alex Dearing

all Alex Dearing’s have a massive shlong and can pull girls with ease.

Damn did you hear about Alex Dearing and how he got in a 5 some with girls and his massive shlong.

by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020