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ace ventura pet detective

like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
by skinnygangster September 5, 2006
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He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)
by Mallate March 31, 2005
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detective

Verb. To find, and then tell the details of a pick-up strategy that someone posted on an online public forum to, its intended target.

Possibly originated on the "misc" bulletin board of the bodybuilding forum.
"Man bruh I totally made a thread about whether to pick up this chick who I saw at the gym watching me work my gluts and I all got a message from her talking about that thread! I got detectived! You detectives detectived me! Weak bruh."
by Shiggity April 14, 2014
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Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money
Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money
by Spray cheese January 2, 2019
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Dejectile

People of lesser knowledge, or just people who act common in a stereotypical way. People who blend into general Society.
Man, those people, they're.....just a bunch of Dejectile 's
by Easy and Will October 8, 2007
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selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.
"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."
by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016
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Selective intelligence

At moments Tim Hillhouse has selective intelligence . When he is not hurting himself.
by Rifledog1 July 25, 2017
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