A useless feature on Urban Dictionary because you'll never have your definitions published, no matter how vulgar, informative, or accurate it may be.
Person 1: I wanted to define it but Urban Dictionary didn't take it.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.
by nviebs15 November 22, 2016
Get the Define it mug.A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.
Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.
by Psycho Robot April 25, 2010
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when natalie says something.. it is definatalie true...
anything natalie says, is definite, and true!
so therefore renders arguing with someone called natalie impossible!!
anything natalie says, is definite, and true!
so therefore renders arguing with someone called natalie impossible!!
natalie " can i have a massage"
" i am the best "
" its my turn on ps3"
the only possible response is " definatalie "
" i am the best "
" its my turn on ps3"
the only possible response is " definatalie "
by libra-skies January 23, 2009
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Get the definishin mug.nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.
The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.
The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.
A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.
by ntorianne September 25, 2010
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Bitchyness
Being irrational
Angry for no reason
Bitchyness
Being irrational
Angry for no reason
Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.
by Squilysquil October 25, 2016
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"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."
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