Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Defecatorium

A bathroom where one can go #2.

I need to find a defecatorium quick! I need to go!

by Jinxter469 November 17, 2016

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.

Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

Anti Defecation Bereau

A highly acclaimed job title at iHop created by Demarcus Cousins (JiDion) trying to reduce the amount of defecating inside of iHop bathrooms

Interviewer: What job would you like to apply for?
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau

by Kingcroyal April 16, 2022