croptopalis

A word that’s at the tip of your tongue

When you forget your dogs name you can call it a croptopalis

by Callie and Janae are awesome January 11, 2020

cryptid person

Sera

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person

by Theaacecard August 1, 2023

Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

by Renmf July 16, 2021

Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 28, 2009

Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

cryptopsy

Fucking good brutal death metal band from canada.

"Why the hell did lord worm leave cryptopsy?"

by psychoman364 November 26, 2003