Crust Noob

Eating only the crust on a well made pizza that is not stuffed crust. Also being a total failure in anything you attempt

Kyser was a crust noob last night, total failure at Pizza Hut

by Uzi507 March 17, 2010

Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

Cheesus Crust

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.

Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.

by Max. Layton August 19, 2008

crust dust

When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.

I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.

by Chigglywiggly December 7, 2009

crust fund

Street trash crust punk who could has chosen to be homeless for the image when they could easily ask mommy and daddy for money when they need it.

These fucking crust fund babies are begging when they have money! Get a job!

by Carl W. Crust October 5, 2017

Crust Bucket

Someone that hasn't wiped there butt in a while.

That person is a crust bucket.

Whats up crust bucket.

by TonyL January 16, 2006

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004