When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
by Merch™ June 23, 2006
Eating only the crust on a well made pizza that is not stuffed crust. Also being a total failure in anything you attempt
by Uzi507 March 17, 2010
by Max. Layton July 23, 2008
When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.
I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.
by Chigglywiggly December 07, 2009
Street trash crust punk who could has chosen to be homeless for the image when they could easily ask mommy and daddy for money when they need it.
by Carl W. Crust October 06, 2017
by TonyL January 16, 2006
by Daniel Harold March 01, 2004