butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

tax crunch

The best ice cream flavor at baskin robbins.

"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"

by JPorpoise May 22, 2010

pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.

Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.

by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014

Cap’n Crunch

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.

“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”

by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz

I'm a waffle crunch all up in this bitch!

by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009