A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'
Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.
Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.
by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005
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Someone would say "cruck cruck" in an awkward or uncomfortable situation just like on movies if someone says a bad joke and it goes quiet, there are cricket sounds. Cruck cruck are the crickets
1) That was so cruck cruck when they didng ask me to their party and I knew it was on
2) *someone says bad joke*-goes quiet'-
"cruck cruck"
2) *someone says bad joke*-goes quiet'-
"cruck cruck"
by Lozza999 July 29, 2017
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A Sexual position involving a woman/man ("Crucifie") whom will be "Crucified" being suspended above the floor laying in a traditional Christlike punishment pose (I.E. arms outstretched, legs straight- as if on a cross). Once suspended off the floor - Height varies but No less than 18 in. above. Leaving enough room for person to slide beneath. Usually done crotch pointed down, ass up (can be reversed). Once safely secured by guide wires "Nailed" to each wrist and the ankles, the crucifixxxion begins. One "Crucifier" slides beneath for access to the crotch/ass. Two now place their "Spears of Destiny" into a hand. One at the head - giving the "crucifiee" a last meal (as it were). That leave one of two potential options for the last person. This will be either the feet or ass/crotch. To take the ass, Suspend a person from ceiling to rest above the cross, not putting any weight upon the crucifie. This simulates floating like a spirit (holy spirit?) and using the momentum from the bottom persons thrusts, gives a weightless, effortless fuck (being suspended has perks but is hard to master). If the suspension method is not viable , whoever has the foot fetish takes point on feet and can lick, suck, fuck the feet to their hearts desire. Thus once everyone is in position the "crucifie" will receive their "crucifixxxion".
Note - 3 day follow up is recommended.
A Sexual position involving a woman/man ("Crucifie") whom will be "Crucified" being suspended above the floor laying in a traditional Christlike punishment pose (I.E. arms outstretched, legs straight- as if on a cross). Once suspended off the floor - Height varies but No less than 18 in. above. Leaving enough room for person to slide beneath. Usually done crotch pointed down, ass up (can be reversed). Once safely secured by guide wires "Nailed" to each wrist and the ankles, the crucifixxxion begins. One "Crucifier" slides beneath for access to the crotch/ass. Two now place their "Spears of Destiny" into a hand. One at the head - giving the "crucifiee" a last meal (as it were). That leave one of two potential options for the last person. This will be either the feet or ass/crotch. To take the ass, Suspend a person from ceiling to rest above the cross, not putting any weight upon the crucifie. This simulates floating like a spirit (holy spirit?) and using the momentum from the bottom persons thrusts, gives a weightless, effortless fuck (being suspended has perks but is hard to master). If the suspension method is not viable , whoever has the foot fetish takes point on feet and can lick, suck, fuck the feet to their hearts desire. Thus once everyone is in position the "crucifie" will receive their "crucifixxxion".
Note - 3 day follow up is recommended.
Me and my buddies are having a crucifiction tonight. - My boyfriend wants me to come over to his frat house and take part in a crucifiction. - Lets crucify this person! - My favorite thing is to be crucified.
by Johnny Bass March 14, 2019
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Get the crucius mug.An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)
Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!
by ParentalWarning July 25, 2016
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2. Can also be used to describe a difficult situation
2. Can also be used to describe a difficult situation
1. That burnout was crucial! You left serious marks on the street.
2. Man, that test was way too crucial. I think I failed it.
2. Man, that test was way too crucial. I think I failed it.
by jbark January 30, 2003
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