crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

by irockpeesonmyheadbutdontcallmeapeehead August 30, 2005

Chopping Onions

A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.

person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?

person 2: wtf how did you get into my house

by flatbear December 27, 2019

time-copping

Finishing yourself off when a girl cannot make you cum. eg. when shagging or getting a bj she cannot finish you off so you take your cock in your own hand and do the job correctly into their face

In the film "Time Cop" Van Damme travels back in time to save his wife and when he travels back, he sees himself pumping his wife and decides to wait until they are finished. In actual fact, what he should have done is gone in and told his wife to stand aside; that he knew what he liked and finished himself off. Hence, time-copping.

by Jason Shepherd January 11, 2008

Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.

Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).

by doodxor July 21, 2003

copping buddy

Someone you can get high with like if u smoke meth or heroin but u don't wanna do it alone because doing it alone feels scummy plus it's good to have someone there to hold u back if u go crazy so u both get high together and are copping buddies

"She's not my bitch were just copping buddys"

by MethKitty February 5, 2014

chopping it down

a reference to "keeping it real", or even a simple how you live your life

example 1:
Hi Tony hows your day?

Oh its great Kelly you know just the usual chopping it down"

Example 2

Brooooo what'd you do this weekend?

Dude i was toatlly chopping it down man, slayin hoes and getting money!!

by josephyaboy333 April 16, 2015

chopping the lawn

To take a mean ass shit.

Jeff: yo where was u at man?
Beff: I was chopping the lawn dude.

by Nutella222222 June 2, 2016