Skip to main content

Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.
Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
mugGet the Cock Crook mug.

crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one
that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit
by DWatson March 17, 2005
mugGet the crooked mug.

crook

Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.
Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!

G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.

Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.

G.W.: Word.........
by Dude Grease March 23, 2007
mugGet the crook mug.

Crocksobia

the fear of wearing or seeing crock shoes.
all crock shoes not just some that u don't like. also a crocks hater.
little girl: i love crocks there so comfty!
older boy: eww! get those away from me im Crocksobia!
by itattoowanaXD December 17, 2008
mugGet the Crocksobia mug.

crook award

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
mugGet the crook award mug.

Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.
The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!
by Sparty81 August 7, 2015
mugGet the Crooked selfie mug.

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit
Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower
by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019
mugGet the Crooked Eiffel Tower mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email