Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
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Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.
Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!
G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.
Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.
G.W.: Word.........
G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.
Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.
G.W.: Word.........
by Dude Grease March 23, 2007
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all crock shoes not just some that u don't like. also a crocks hater.
all crock shoes not just some that u don't like. also a crocks hater.
by itattoowanaXD December 17, 2008
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The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
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by Sparty81 August 7, 2015
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Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower
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