cruiser

Someone that trys to invite themselves into a group before they are welcome. Has similar characteristics as a duche bag or tool.

How did you and demetri become friends? I think he really was a cruiser and worked his way into the circle.

by t-bag55 October 6, 2009

pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.

Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

pt cruiser

The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!

Sidney: Ooooh look how cuuutttee!
Elton: How adorable!

by Ben Asstrick December 2, 2003

P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.

I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?

by Paul T August 28, 2008

loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.

Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.

by whoak August 5, 2010

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower

Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it

by Mugshots February 18, 2019