crape

Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.

“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004

crapet

The ugly, usually brown, carpet found in apartment complexes and rental houses.

I can't live here! This crapet hasn't been replaced in 10 years!

by Tinglemation May 24, 2006

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

crappy outcome

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.

by Duke January 22, 2003

crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

craper

an, sellout main sream hip pop artist who converts white suburban kid into wiggers

lil' john, 50 cent, eminem, vanilla ice,
ect.
"lets bounce our honda civics with plastic stuff attached to it, to some jay-z Biach"

by shade November 27, 2004