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crape

Cuddle-Rape. Unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. Non-sexual. Not necessarily creepy. Highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of sexual contact.

When you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.
"I kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept craping me."

"I fell asleep at the party last night and John was laying next to me when I woke up. I think I was craped."

John: "Oh! He's so cute! I'm gonna give him a big hug!" Sarah: "Did you just crape my kid??"
by ZZ Toppy Toperson August 31, 2011
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Crapps

The crappy applications on your smart phone that aren't worth a crap and just waste space.
Beth couldn't download the Google+ app because there were too many crapps on her phone using up the memory.
by Iheartwombos September 21, 2011
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Crebo- Crapsaw

The slimy underbelly of a small tree dweller known as Cathy.
A crud covered toadstool found in South Africa.(origin:Ripe bananas for everyone.)
Look at that disgusting Crebo-Crapsaw.
by Keith March 15, 2005
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Piece of craps

Craps; a word to use in plural terms of many peices of crap.

Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Bob: "My hometown is a piece of craps."
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
by ReetBeat May 31, 2010
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Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.
"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"
by Anonymous September 10, 2004
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Crape

Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.
Yep, I was brutally craped.
by Peter Taylor1234 October 21, 2010
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crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.
Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.
by Renee March 1, 2004
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