1 to openly masturbate without shame, and joyfully in public.
2 getting away with totally inappropriate public behavior
2 getting away with totally inappropriate public behavior
by Florida dude the 1st February 7, 2018
Get the cody crane mug.A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
Get the Crane Job mug.A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.
I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.
by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008
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Noob Camper: "how bout no."
This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)
and please don't pick this map.
Noob Camper: "how bout no."
This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)
and please don't pick this map.
by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025
Get the Crane Site (Phantom Forces) mug.by biggiecrane April 2, 2022
Get the Mr. Crane mug.A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.
Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
by Zarpd August 25, 2011
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